The day after Halloween analysis from my seven year old son. I’m clearly doing a wonderful job instilling solid values in him.
Category Archives: EC Quotes
Quote from EC: “I got a bucket of candy. You got a bucket of pain.”
My seven year old son delivered this message to his three old sister as he returned from a pre-Halloween party Sunday evening. His sister wasn’t allowed to go due to her bad behavior earlier in the day.
Quote from EC: “I’m like a Canadian bear”
My seven year old son announced this on Saturday at the playground just before he demonstrated his skills on the log roll.
Quote from EC: “She kicked me in the kidney stones!”
My seven year old son yelled this out yesterday after his 3 year old sister kicked him in the stomach.
Quote from EC: “These are my tickets to victory.”
My seven year old son made this statement as he waved his spread of playing cards in front of me. I was introducing him to the card game War. We have since moved onto Blackjack.
Quote from EC: “I am the floss puppet. I can’t lose.”
My seven year old son made this comment after brushing his teeth. He had a small container of floss that he was swinging around as he rattled on and on about being the floss puppet who cannot lose.
Quote from EC: “Do you think ‘say uncle’ is a version of kid torture?”
You’d swear I was making this one up, but my wife was there to hear it along with me today. We were getting out of the car this afternoon to go to the store and our seven year old, EC, asks this question out of the blue to his mom and me. Ummm… One day …
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Quote from EC: “Let’s get one thing straight: My head is not square!”
My seven year old son made this emphatic statement after re-examining the picture shown here. Mind you, he requested a caricature be drawn of he and his sister when we were in Orlando, FL earlier this summer. I guess he didn’t like the results. Everyone who has seen this picture so far agrees that it …
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Quote from EC: “I haven’t cleaned out my hydrogen foil.”
Ummmm…OK. I’m not sure that answered my question to my seven year old son, which was, “Do you have a lunch bag for me to put your lunch in?” I double checked that I heard him correctly. He said, “Yeah, I haven’t cleaned out my hydrogen foil yet.” I wish his teacher well this year.
Quote from EC: “Is the lawn dork coming to our house tonight?”
EC asked this question in the car last night after hearing me tell my wife about the “Lawn Ranger” who lives close by. Even better than EC’s question was his mom’s reply, “No, that would be your dad.” I feel loved.